After listening night after night about the current polls, I put the 2012 US Presidential Election, and key Senatorial races to the ‘Magic 8-Ball.’  I prewrote the questions, basically asking the 8-ball the same question for each race. I did not slight the answer to any one candidate’s election. I simply asked the question and recorded the 8-Ball’s response.

Per Wikipedia, the Magic 8 Ball is a hollow plastic sphere resembling an oversized, black and white 8-ball. Inside is a cylindrical reservoir containing a white, plastic, icosahedral die floating in alcohol with dissolved dark blue  dye. Each of the 20 faces of the die has an affirmative, negative, or non-committal statement printed on it in raised letters. There is a transparent window on the bottom of the Magic 8 Ball through which these messages can be read.

To use the ball, it must be held with the window initially facing down. After “asking the ball” a yes-no question, the user then turns the ball so that the window faces up, setting in motion the liquid and die inside. When the die floats to the top and one of its faces is pressed against the window, the raised letters displace the blue liquid to reveal the message as white letters on a blue background. Although many users shake the ball before turning it upright, the instructions warn against doing so because it can lead to bubbles.

The Magic 8-Ball has responded to the following US Candidate races accordingly:

US Electoral Race and Candidates Magic 8 Ball Response
 
US President
Will Barack Obama win the 2012 Presidential Election? Yes Definitely
WillMitt Romney win the 2012 Presidential Election? Outlook Not So Good
 
Missouri
Will Todd Akin win the Senate seat? Yes
Will Claire McCaskill win the Senate seat? Don’t Count On It
 
Massachusetts
Will Scott Brown win the Senate seat? My Sources Say No
Will Elizabeth Warren win the Senate seat? Yes Definitely
New Mexico
Will Martin Heinrich win the Senate seat? Yes
Will Heather Wilson win the Senate seat? Ask Again Later
Maine
Will Cynthia Dill win the Senate seat? Better Not Tell You Now
Will Angus King win the Senate seat? No Response
Will Charlie Summers win the Senate seat? Yes
Connecticut
Will Linda McMahon win the Senate seat? Most Likely
Will Christopher Murphy win the Senate seat? Ask Again Later
Indiana
Will Joe Donnelly win the Senate seat? My Sources Say No
Will Richard Mourdock win the Senate seat? Signs Point to Yes
Nevada
Will Shelley Berkley win the Senate seat? As I See It Yes
Will Dean Heller win the Senate seat? Very Doubtful
Virginia
Will George Allen win the Senate seat? My Sources Say No
Will Tim Kaine win the Senate seat? It Is Certain
Wisconsin
Will Tammy Baldwin win the Senate seat? It Is Decidedly So
Will Tommy Thompson win the Senate seat? My Sources Say No
Montana
Will Denny Rehberg win the Senate seat? My Sources Say No
Will Jon Tester win the Senate seat? Yes Definitely
North Dakota
Will Rick Berg win the Senate seat? It Is Decidedly So
Will Heidi Heitkamp win the Senate seat? My Reply Is No