After listening night after night about the current polls, I put the 2012 US Presidential Election, and key Senatorial races to the ‘Magic 8-Ball.’ I prewrote the questions, basically asking the 8-ball the same question for each race. I did not slight the answer to any one candidate’s election. I simply asked the question and recorded the 8-Ball’s response.
Per Wikipedia, the Magic 8 Ball is a hollow plastic sphere resembling an oversized, black and white 8-ball. Inside is a cylindrical reservoir containing a white, plastic, icosahedral die floating in alcohol with dissolved dark blue dye. Each of the 20 faces of the die has an affirmative, negative, or non-committal statement printed on it in raised letters. There is a transparent window on the bottom of the Magic 8 Ball through which these messages can be read.
To use the ball, it must be held with the window initially facing down. After “asking the ball” a yes-no question, the user then turns the ball so that the window faces up, setting in motion the liquid and die inside. When the die floats to the top and one of its faces is pressed against the window, the raised letters displace the blue liquid to reveal the message as white letters on a blue background. Although many users shake the ball before turning it upright, the instructions warn against doing so because it can lead to bubbles.
The Magic 8-Ball has responded to the following US Candidate races accordingly:
US Electoral Race and Candidates | Magic 8 Ball Response |
US President | |
Will Barack Obama win the 2012 Presidential Election? | Yes Definitely |
WillMitt Romney win the 2012 Presidential Election? | Outlook Not So Good |
Missouri | |
Will Todd Akin win the Senate seat? | Yes |
Will Claire McCaskill win the Senate seat? | Don’t Count On It |
Massachusetts | |
Will Scott Brown win the Senate seat? | My Sources Say No |
Will Elizabeth Warren win the Senate seat? | Yes Definitely |
New Mexico | |
Will Martin Heinrich win the Senate seat? | Yes |
Will Heather Wilson win the Senate seat? | Ask Again Later |
Maine | |
Will Cynthia Dill win the Senate seat? | Better Not Tell You Now |
Will Angus King win the Senate seat? | No Response |
Will Charlie Summers win the Senate seat? | Yes |
Connecticut | |
Will Linda McMahon win the Senate seat? | Most Likely |
Will Christopher Murphy win the Senate seat? | Ask Again Later |
Indiana | |
Will Joe Donnelly win the Senate seat? | My Sources Say No |
Will Richard Mourdock win the Senate seat? | Signs Point to Yes |
Nevada | |
Will Shelley Berkley win the Senate seat? | As I See It Yes |
Will Dean Heller win the Senate seat? | Very Doubtful |
Virginia | |
Will George Allen win the Senate seat? | My Sources Say No |
Will Tim Kaine win the Senate seat? | It Is Certain |
Wisconsin | |
Will Tammy Baldwin win the Senate seat? | It Is Decidedly So |
Will Tommy Thompson win the Senate seat? | My Sources Say No |
Montana | |
Will Denny Rehberg win the Senate seat? | My Sources Say No |
Will Jon Tester win the Senate seat? | Yes Definitely |
North Dakota | |
Will Rick Berg win the Senate seat? | It Is Decidedly So |
Will Heidi Heitkamp win the Senate seat? | My Reply Is No |